"I don’t understand those religions that have like, more than one god, it’s just like, all the other religions have ONE god so why do you have more than one?"
"Well, they have completely separate roots from Abrahamic Religions. There are many polytheistic religions, you know, it doesn’t make them any less legitimate." [I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ALL RELIGIONS AREN’T THE SAME.]
"I don’t see why this is a big deal."
"Because there are four of us, and you should be taking up 25% of the fridge instead of 60%? [AND I KNOW BASIC PERCENTAGES ARE REQUIRED KNOWLEDGE FOR BIO-MAJORS.]